In respect to the other threads dedicated to the nice piece JD and Co. picked up at Pier 1 Imports, I think the fun guys of LSB deserve a safe haven to lay out their most moronic, clever, or ingenious Yu puns for the masses to critque or rec. This is that sanctuary.
Read more after the jump....

The rules are simple - there are no rules. As long as you fall in line with MarriageSmasher's code of conduct, you can lay what ever you want out here regarding Yu, whether it be a song lyric, a full song like I did in the OT thread this morning, or a haiku - you know - because it's Asian and stuff. Rec the ones you like, slam the others, be creative, rec this thread so it'll stick over the holidays while Yu watch little Ralphie shoot his eye out with his trusty Red Rider BB gun, and most of all......
RABBLE ON YU GUYS!!!!!
Winner gets..............................NOTHING!!!! YU SO STUPID!!!!!!
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Yu guys should know this was my idea.
jam0152 - December 20, 2011
And I give full credit to you.
I’m sure it was inevitable, put take your 15 minutes and shine on, jam. Shine on.
IrishP1 - December 20, 2011
I'm a pony!
jam0152 - December 20, 2011
Wait... unless no one posts in here... this is was all Irish.
jam0152 - December 20, 2011
yu doo
matteo25 - December 20, 2011
Yu, yu got what I need
but yu say he’s just a friend.
crazy86er - December 20, 2011
Why would Yu do this?
Yu know it won’t end well.
ILikePizza - December 20, 2011
YU CAN DO IT!
LSU Ranger - December 20, 2011
ALL SEASON LOOOOONG!!!
Suicide Prince - December 20, 2011
The Great Yumongous
jcAustin - December 20, 2011
Holland!
hornedfrogs45 - December 20, 2011
A little Sam Cooke.....
Darvish Yu send me
I know Yu send me
Darvish Yu send me
Honest Yu do, honest Yu do
Honest Yu do, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yu thrill me
I know Yu, Yu, Yu thrill me
Darvish Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu thrill me
Honest Yu do
At first I thought it was infatuation
But woo, it’s lasted so long
Now I find myself wanting
To sign you and take you home
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu send me
I know Yu send me
I know Yu send me
Honest Yu do
GhostofSteveFoucault - December 20, 2011
Darvinism
Longhorn - December 20, 2011
All I Want For Christmas Is Yu.....
Fooster7 - December 20, 2011
TAKE DAT WITCHYU
Maximilian - December 20, 2011
Every strikeout will now come with a Yulogy for the affected batter.
Maximilian - December 20, 2011
I like this.
IrishP1 - December 20, 2011
Yuthenasia
dolphinpuncher - December 20, 2011 via mobile
Yusury
t ball - December 23, 2011
YUUSSSHAAA
FirebatM3 - December 20, 2011
Jar jar references
Should be flagged
thedudeabides - December 20, 2011
uhh
this is an Aki Otsuka reference. Fail on your part.
FirebatM3 - December 20, 2011
Yu Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' To Fuck Wit.
Maximilian - December 20, 2011
Paul McCartney had Yu in mind.
There were bells on the hill
But I never heard them ringing,
No, I never heard them at all
Till there was Yu.
7.62x39 - December 20, 2011
Paul McCartney did not write that song...
But Yu knew that, didn’t yu?
JBImaknee - December 20, 2011
Got to get Yu into my life
t ball - December 23, 2011
Hey Angels
Y YU NO MAKE PLAYOFFS AGAIN?!?
macromorgan - December 20, 2011
I'll say it again here,
It’s been a Yuphoric day.
MikeEl - December 20, 2011
Darvish us the best pitcher in the YUniverse
Gay For Feliz - December 20, 2011 via mobile
Yu gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
NorCalRangersFan - December 20, 2011
Ninja to AA last night.
“No Yu didn’t!”
casew - December 20, 2011
Got My Mind Set On Yu
But its gonna take moneyyyy
a whole lot of spending money
mizzou918 - December 20, 2011 via Android app
Yu get what Yu pay for
dolphinpuncher - December 20, 2011 via mobile
What's An Ace? It's like pornography, Yu know it when Yu see it.
rooster - December 20, 2011
Dravish highlights are ridiculous
Yu should YuTube them
Gay For Feliz - December 20, 2011 via mobile
Who is this Dravish Yu speak of?
matteo25 - December 20, 2011 via mobile
A weapon in Skyrim.
dolphinpuncher - December 20, 2011 via mobile
So, Who’s on first, What’s on second and I don’t know’s on third – I get that.
And the pitcher is . . .?
Yu
Me?
No, Yu.
That’s what I said, Me!
No Me is catching.
Proper grammar is I am catching.
No I’s the manager, the catcher is me, and the pitcher is Yu!
I can’t pitch!
Exactly, and Yu will pitch to me. Now you’ve got it.
Arrrrgh!!
Evil Monkey - December 21, 2011
Every fifth day is gonna be Yuporn
Pryor D - December 21, 2011
TAKE DAT WIT CH-YU
RangersSD - December 21, 2011
Yu got served
Professor Ch@os - December 21, 2011
I just hope this doesn't end with Chuck Morgan playing Soulja boy
thedudeabides - December 22, 2011
Yu give me fever!
Fever when Yu pitch,
Fever when Yu strike them out.
Fever!
Fever in the bleachers,
Fever all through the game.
Yu give me fever!
Eric Prince - December 23, 2011
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