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The YU! Darvish Pun Sweepstakes!!!!!

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In respect to the other threads dedicated to the nice piece JD and Co. picked up at Pier 1 Imports, I think the fun guys of LSB deserve a safe haven to lay out their most moronic, clever, or ingenious Yu puns for the masses to critque or rec. This is that sanctuary.

Read more after the jump....

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The rules are simple - there are no rules. As long as you fall in line with MarriageSmasher's code of conduct, you can lay what ever you want out here regarding Yu, whether it be a song lyric, a full song like I did in the OT thread this morning, or a haiku - you know - because it's Asian and stuff. Rec the ones you like, slam the others, be creative, rec this thread so it'll stick over the holidays while Yu watch little Ralphie shoot his eye out with his trusty Red Rider BB gun, and most of all......

RABBLE ON YU GUYS!!!!!

Winner gets..............................NOTHING!!!! YU SO STUPID!!!!!!

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Comments

Yu guys should know this was my idea.
And I give full credit to you.

I’m sure it was inevitable, put take your 15 minutes and shine on, jam. Shine on.

Wait... unless no one posts in here... this is was all Irish.
Yu, yu got what I need

but yu say he’s just a friend.

Why would Yu do this?

Yu know it won’t end well.

The Great Yumongous
Holland!
Derek Holland @Dutch_Oven45
Im excited we have got the rights to talk to YU but we have to wait till hes officially a ranger so YU sit back and YU relax and YU will see
A little Sam Cooke.....

Darvish Yu send me
I know Yu send me
Darvish Yu send me
Honest Yu do, honest Yu do
Honest Yu do, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Yu thrill me
I know Yu, Yu, Yu thrill me
Darvish Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu thrill me
Honest Yu do

At first I thought it was infatuation
But woo, it’s lasted so long
Now I find myself wanting
To sign you and take you home
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu send me
I know Yu send me
I know Yu send me
Honest Yu do

All I Want For Christmas Is Yu.....
TAKE DAT WITCHYU
Every strikeout will now come with a Yulogy for the affected batter.
YUUSSSHAAA
Jar jar references

Should be flagged

uhh

this is an Aki Otsuka reference. Fail on your part.

Yu Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' To Fuck Wit.
Paul McCartney had Yu in mind.

There were bells on the hill
But I never heard them ringing,
No, I never heard them at all
Till there was Yu.

Paul McCartney did not write that song...

But Yu knew that, didn’t yu?

Got to get Yu into my life
Hey Angels

Y YU NO MAKE PLAYOFFS AGAIN?!?

I'll say it again here,

It’s been a Yuphoric day.

Darvish us the best pitcher in the YUniverse
Yu gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
Ninja to AA last night.

“No Yu didn’t!”

Got My Mind Set On Yu

But its gonna take moneyyyy
a whole lot of spending money

Yu get what Yu pay for
What's An Ace? It's like pornography, Yu know it when Yu see it.
Dravish highlights are ridiculous

Yu should YuTube them

Who is this Dravish Yu speak of?
A weapon in Skyrim.
So, Who’s on first, What’s on second and I don’t know’s on third – I get that.

And the pitcher is . . .?
Yu
Me?
No, Yu.
That’s what I said, Me!
No Me is catching.
Proper grammar is I am catching.
No I’s the manager, the catcher is me, and the pitcher is Yu!
I can’t pitch!
Exactly, and Yu will pitch to me. Now you’ve got it.
Arrrrgh!!

Every fifth day is gonna be Yuporn
TAKE DAT WIT CH-YU
I just hope this doesn't end with Chuck Morgan playing Soulja boy
Yu give me fever!

Fever when Yu pitch,
Fever when Yu strike them out.
Fever!
Fever in the bleachers,
Fever all through the game.
Yu give me fever!

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